- Regular Person: I listen to music when I drive
- Me: I listen to music when I drive too
- Me: And while I'm eating
- Me: and while I'm reading
- Me: while I'm watching TV
- Me: while I'm cleaning
- Me: when I'm doing homework
- Me: when I say 'fuck my homework I'm going to listen to music'
- Me: when I'm jogging
- Me: in the shower
- Me: on the toilet
- Me: I listen to music when I'm listening to music




